Ultraviolet



Sebastion: Woah you’re like nice today.

Tiffany: Oh yeah well I had problems yeasterday.

Sebastion: Like what, Ana?

Tiffany: Umm…no. you wouldn’t get it.

Sebastion: Ahh, it must be that time of month.

Tiffany: mmhhhmm

Sebastion: Oh I get it. I have a little sister. I know all about it. Trust me.

Tiffany: Well I have an older brother and I know all about that. Having nicknames involving my vagina isn’t fun.

Sebastion: Ha….yeah….

Tiffany: Yeah….

AKWARD!!! :\

Shit

(On Google with my mom)

Me: So what should I look up?

Mom: hot male

Me: What?

Mom: Let me check my hotmail account

Me: You don’t have one.

Mom: I know….wait, look up shit!

Me: What?!

Mom: Look up shit, It’s disgusting. Did you ever see it?

Me: Eww! No! Mom, people don’t google shit!

(Me typing)

Mom: So did you look up shit?

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Mom: I didn’t like New Moon.

Me: Why? It wasn’t that bad.

Mom: They didn’t show enough of Edward. It was all about wolves and Bella.

Sherrie: Weren’t they dogs?

Meet Pegasus. Born and raised at McDonalds and currently eating french fries, pepper, and coffee cream. 

Meet Pegasus. Born and raised at McDonalds and currently eating french fries, pepper, and coffee cream. 

Today was like this. =]

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Sometimes I just wanna stab my brain because I’m that stupid! Think, Tiffany! Think!…..damn, i just referred to myself in the third person.